Hard To Please
(To be said in one breath)

Elaine gives me a pain,
Gill makes me ill,
Winnie's a ninny,
Orin is borin'
Milly is silly,
Rosy is nosy,
Junie is loony
Gussie is fussy,
Jackie is wacky,
Tommy is balmy,
Mary is scary,
Tammy is clammy,
Abby is crabby,
Patt is batty,
Mazie is lazy,
Tiny is whiney,
Missy is prissy,
Nicky is picky,
And almost everyone
Makes me sicky.
(Whew!)

-Shel Silverstein