Dentist Dan

Nentis Nan, he's my man,
I go do im each chanz I gan.
He sicks me down an creans my teed
Wid mabel syrub, tick an' sweed,
An ten he filks my cavakies
Wid choclut cangy -- I tink he's
The graygest nentis in the lan.
Le's hear free jeers for Nentis Nan.

Pip-pip-ooray!
Pip-pip-ooray!
Pip-pip-ooray!
Le's go to Nentis Nan dooday!

-Shel Silverstein